quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
allmonds:

Boys are gonna love me thanks to these tips

phyl-intheblank:

smile-andf-cktherest:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

His dick tho

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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sunhands20:

laughed so hard to this whyyy whyyyyyy
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